A cosplay group full of dorks.
Kinda wanna have sex
Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours
Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists