jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

bonaventure-:

ive learned not to click on any notifications for this post
but this one is truly puzzling me 

bonaventure-:

ive learned not to click on any notifications for this post

but this one is truly puzzling me 

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

(Source: latiox)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists