me: how do i look?

you: like a million bugs

me: thank you

me: wait. don't you mean bucks

you: no

me: nice nice

contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

(Source: thepowergame)

baby: m -m-m-

mom: meet me in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?

baby: mom wtf

jaclcfrost:

fun things to imagine any of your favorite characters saying

  • "nyoom"
  • "you’re about to experience the wrath of a god"
  • "you’re about to experience the wrath of a god" (in their best mickey mouse voice)

usbdongle:

jelligator:

dongletransmit:

NICE

IT ONLY GETS
FUNNIER
CRIES

I KEEP THINKINF OTF THIS WHILE IM WORKING IH AVE TO FIGHT BACK LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ON THE PHONE BECAUSE OF “NICE”

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phrux:

cheshirewolfy:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

That kiLLD MEEEEEEEE
ITS PURE GOOOOLDDDDD

repeatedly listening to this is the only thing keeping me from depression atm