"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
some boys at my school started a men’s rights club so today i listened at the door to hear what they were talking about and they were arguing over how to pronounce femininity
I wanna go home
shopping with the girls <3 xoxo
fuck nudes i want pics of ur cat
If you’re easily replaceable, clap your hands
i made a thing.
People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???
that was the point???
like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???
It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?
You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor